Posted at the county line
Notice
Tolliver County is not a real place and these are not real people. The band, the songs, the voices, the photographs and the film were all made with AI.
Everything else about it is true. Somebody sat down and made all of this on purpose.
We would rather tell you at the door than let you find out later.
Ellis puts it better. Sound on.
Understood
Merch The general store
Shirts, a couple of bottles, some things that came off a person, whatever Amos put up this autumn, and one motorcycle. Everything is made in the county, which explains the wait.
SOLD OUT County Emblem Tee $28
First pressing gone. Second pressing is at the printer.
Notify me SOLD OUT The Gator Tee $32
Sells out first. Every time.
Notify me PREORDER The Dean Tee $32
The fur coat would not fit on a shirt. This did.
Preorder SOLD OUT Wordmark Hoodie $58
Heavyweight. Survives load-in.
Notify me PREORDER County Cap $30
Mesh back. Ships when it ships.
Preorder PREORDER Enamel Camp Mug $22
Chips on the second morning. That is when it starts looking right.
Preorder PREORDER County Onesie $26
Population five, plus whoever this is for.
Preorder SOLD OUT Gator's Sticks, Used $35
One show. Both splintered. Sold as they came off the kit.
Notify me PREORDER Dean's Sunglasses $40
Orange lenses. He has never once explained why.
Preorder PREORDER The Ellis Hat $120
Same maker, same block. Yours will not sit right for about a year.
Preorder PREORDER Dean's Coat, Reissued $340
Shearling, four horn buttons, worn through at the elbows on purpose.
Preorder PREORDER Gator's Shirt $12
Ships in a box. The box is empty. That is the product.
Preorder PREORDER Ornament, Choose Your Man $16
Hand painted glass. Five to collect, and one of them is not wearing a shirt.
Preorder PREORDER Wordmark Ornament $16
Oxblood glass, gold pinstriping, one small star.
Preorder PREORDER The Set of Six $85
All five men and the wordmark, in a box that fits under a tree.
Preorder PREORDER The Christmas Jumper $68
A hat, two drumsticks and some snowflakes. Chunky enough for a cold room.
Preorder PREORDER Bobblehead, Choose Your Man $26
Painted resin. Amos does not fit on the same shelf as the others.
Preorder PREORDER The Plush Five $30
Stitched by hand, slightly wonky, and one of them is still shirtless.
Preorder PREORDER Drive-In Speaker, 1989 $75
Salvaged from the lot the year it closed. One of them still works.
Preorder SOLD OUT The Napkin $25
The setlist from a night nobody filmed. Framed, coffee ring included.
Notify me PREORDER Population Five $95
Full size, reflective, and heavier than you think.
Preorder PREORDER Admit One $9
No date on it. There is no date. Letterpress on heavy card, with the stub.
Preorder PREORDER Citizenship $5
Your name on the certificate, and the population goes up by one.
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